HOWDY

here are some random things I can remember from recently

"I have to go back to the dog pound!! 5 course meal!!" the Asian kid in my class-

"molly can shut up and suck it up." - when I was trying to play moody molly with someone-

"BUDDY EACH FUCKING STEP HE TAKES CAUSES A 10.9 EARTHQUAKE... AND THATS NOT EVEN RECORDED IN HISTORY... YOU KNOW WHy ITS SNOWING AGAIN?? BECAUSE [name] WAS SCRATCHING HIS GREASY HAIR AND ALL THE DANDRUFF CAME OUT TO CANADA MAN..." - me and my friends making fun of somebody

"DONT LET YOUR INNER DENTIST COME OUT PLEASE" - my friend when I start saying threats related to teeth

"Ms teacher how to I get the ball into the other ball?" - me, and then someone said foreskin and I bursted out laughing in front of the strict ass teacher

"I gave it to that one bc it wears pins" - my guy friend when someone asked him why he gave me his pin

"you're shaking the floor- NAH.... AINT NO WAY YOUR ASS IS THAT MASSIVE..." - me when my brother walks

"you look like Mr. Clean" - me when my brother got a buzz cut (HELP ME I HATE IT)

"I'm looking at an ugly ass beaver who should go back to biting and chomping down on her piece of fucking wood to make her poor ass self a home instead of using all of daddy's money." - me when someone said 'what are you looking at furry?'

"I will eat up that moldy cheese" - my brother just now-

"you look like fucking 'you are my sunshine... my only sunshine..' buddy what the hell- fucking inverted color lebron-" - me looking at my brother (I hate that song with a bright passion bc somebody loves to ruin things bro-)